1. What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Answer: Jungle Bells, jungle bells!
2. What is red and white, red and white, red and white?
Answer: Santa Claus rolling down a hill!
3. Where does Santa hide the presents he's giving to Mrs. Claus?
Answer: In the Clauset!
4. What is the first thing Elves learn in school?
Answer: The "Elf"-A-Bet!